do you want anything that your wife doesn't use ?
DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found
her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you.
I want a divorce right away!'
The husband replied, 'Hang on just a
minute honey, so at least I can tell you what happened.'
'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,'
but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless,
that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the enchiladas I made for
you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
"Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes,
so I threw them away.Then, as she needed clothes, I gave
her the designer jeans that you,ve had for a few years,
but don't wear because you say they're too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because, " I don't have good taste".
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots
you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued -
'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I
walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ... Do you have anything
else that your wife doesn't use?
